Intelligent and witty title

Fuck land, Amon a boat, motherfucker
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
Amon the deck with my boys, motherfucker
This boat engine makes noise, motherfucker

Amon a boat

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dontgigglesherlock:

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davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex

#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear

I almost fucking died because of that tag ofmgjkas

Oh my fucking god those tags HAHAHAHHA

Wow. That is bizarre. XD!!!!!!!!!!!!

#DEAD

Is this Bill Cosby’s adopted son?

pfff-

Write fanfiction about who you ship me with in my ask

ragnarokpilotselphie:

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odair:

i’m actually terrified

FUCKING CHRIST

jheSUS CHRIST

D:> oh dear god